Shirt of Zen Flute Holes
I made this "Zen" clothing as a bit of a joke for myself
to wear. But then a few other people also bought it. Weirdos.
The holes are spaced, sized, and offset very precisely, matching the construction of my favorite 2.45 Japanese hocchiku.
In Zen practice, you are the flute. Might as well dress like it.
Disclosure: I make $2 from every purchase. After two years, I'm up to $14 !